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Life is like
a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure
out why |
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'Pessimist'
is a word used by optimists to describe
someone who sees the world for what it
really is Alcohol releases the inner
retard in all of us... |
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I'm looking
forward to regretting this |
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The road to
success is always under construction |
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Those who
know do not say, those who say do not know |
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You must
master your joystick, as a fisherman
masters bait |
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Bad Spellers
Untie! |
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The best way
to get over someone is to get under
someone else |
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A good lawyer
knows the law, a great lawyer knows the
judge |
| Don't
lead me to temptation... I can find it by
myself |
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Marriage is
not like war: You sleep with the enemy |
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Harrasing me
about my smoking may be hazardous to your
health! |
| Drugs
cause amnesia, and other things I can't
remember |
| Don't
breed them if you can't feed them |
| The rich
get richer and the poor get children |
| Conserve
water, drink beer |
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People who
think they know everything are annoying to
those of us who do |
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I don't have
to be careful, I've got a gun |
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