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Would a fly without wings be called a
walk? |
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Can fat people go skinny-dipping? |
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You know that
little indestructible black box that is
used on planes, why can't they make the
whole plane out of the same substance? |
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Why do they
say "an alarm going off," if it is really
going on? |
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If mars had
earthquakes would they be called
marsquakes? |
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Why is a square meal served on round
plates? |
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If something
"goes without saying," why do people still
say it? |
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If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be
cold? |
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Wouldn't it
be smart to make the sticky stuff on
envelopes taste like chocolate? |
| Can you
get cornered in a round room? |
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If
electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons? |
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Aren't the
'good things that come to those who wait'
just the leftovers from the people that
got there first? |
| Can you
make a candle out of your earwax? |
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Are children
who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see
them? |
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If the sky is
the limit, then what is space, over the
limit? |
| Why do
the numbers on phones go down while the
numbers on calculators go up? |
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U look good
from far, but when u get closer, ur far
from good! |
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Money can't
buy happiness, but it can buy shoes! |
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