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Don't smoke cigs, you only have 2 lungs.
Smoke weed, neurons, you have millions. |
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Say no to drugs, give them to me! |
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My imaginary friend says his big toe
thinks ur crazy |
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The computer
may have beaten me at chess, but it was no
match for kick boxing! |
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Your family
is like a cactus, its a bunch of pricks! |
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I'll beat you with a stick! |
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The internet
is a great way to get on the net. |
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Most lies are false |
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We all get heavier as we get older because
there's a lot more information in our
heads. |
| Will the
highways on the Internet become more few? |
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All kids are
gifted; some just open their packages
earlier than others. |
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Sometimes I think I'm so romantic I could
marry myself! |
| Click
HERE to see how to fool an idiot! |
| Evil
Gummi bears are chasing me, one is red,
one is blue, and that purple one took my
shoe! |
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If you want
to be a party animal, you have to learn to
live in the jungle. |
| My cat
just knocked over a candle, which set fire
to my dog. He, in turn, ran into my
curtains and now they're ablaze too. Damn
it! |
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