Archive for December, 2011
In The Morning with Regrets
Life is too Short to Wake up
In the Morning with Regrets
So Love The People
Who Treat You Right and
Forget About The One
Who Don’t
Good Morning & Have a Blessed Day
A Smile is Like A Sim Card
A Smile is Like A
Simcard
&
Life Is Like A Cellphone
Whenever
You Insert The
Simcard Of A Smile,
A Beautiful Day is
Activated …
Good Morning
&
Keep Smiling
Mayaawti Laloo Ke Ghar Elephant K Sath
Mayawati Laloo ke ghar elephant ke sath aayi
Laloo – Bhaiswaa ke sath aaye ho??
Mayawati – Dikhta nahi elephantwa hai ..
Laloo – Dhatt pagli, hum elephantwa se puch raha hoon
Aapki Beti K Nakhre Khatam Hon To
Principle:
Late Q Huey ?
Boy:
Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle :
Bus Me Nahi Aa
Skty Thay ?
Boy:
Main Ne Kaha Th Sir
Par Aap Ki Beti K Nakhre Khtm
Hon Tab Na …
Tum Na Bahot Woh Ho
Larkiyon Ki 5 Baaten Kabhi Samajh men Nahi Aaten..
1) Tum Na
Bohat Woh Ho
(Pata Nahi Woh se Kya Murad Hai Banda To Soch men Par JaieGa Na face-smile.png
2) Mujhe Tum se Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi
(Yeh itni jaldi Ummeed kyun lagati Hain face-smile.png
3) Tum Pehlay Jesay Nahi Rahe
(To Phir shuru men kyn kaha tha K Main Tumhen badal Dungi face-smile.png
4) Sach Batana
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon?
(Yar Sach Bol do to sab kuch khatam face-smile.png
5) Main Bohat Buri Hoon Na
(Aub Haan Bol Do To Gai Bhens Pani men :- )
Boy on Date in Restaurant
Boy on date in restaurant: Jaan tumse ek baat kehna chaahta hu,
Gf: Kya?,
Bf: I m already having a gf …
YARA TAR HAGHE KALI TA.
Yara Tar Haghey Kali Ta Ma Raza
So Che Khlaas Da Sro Gulono Kar Na Ve
Khor Che Psarlay Pa Sama Ghar Na Ve
Yaara Tar Haghay Kali Ta Ma Raaza
Dalta ChamPaCham Baandi Viroona Di
Ta Ba Pa Raatlo Bandi Stomaana She
Dalta Zaan Zaani Da Nafratona Di
HasiNaPa Mina Bad Gumana She
Nowar Che Raa Khatalay Pa Khyber Na Ve
So Che Malakand Bandi Sahar Na Ve
Yara Tar Haghe Kali Ta Ma Raaza
Dalta Laa Da Mini Waadey Heeri Di
Dalta Da Wafa Khabari Juram Dy
DaltaGulalaiePaOor Ki Geeri Di
Dalta Da Khanda Khabri Juram Dy
So Che Abasin Pa Gadaa Sar Na Ve
Weekh Ch So Da Khoba Pekhawar Na Ve
Yaara Tar Haghe Kali Ta Ma Raaza
Ta Ba Khaistona Da Zawanai Ghaware
Za Laa Khapal Sengar Ta Jora Na Yama
Ta Ba Me Da Maat Zra Na Masti Ghaware
Za Laa Khapl Ikhtyaar Tha Jora Na Yama
Jorh Che Shor Da Peghlo Pa Godar Na Ve
Rogh Che Me Zakhmi Zakhmi Zegar Na Ve
KHIYALA Tar Haghe Kali Ta Ma Raza.
RAA BA NASHAM.
Ra ba nasham pa de wran Mahlat ashna bia,
Che pa nema laar ke prehodama ta bia.
Che zma da ohko qadar warsare wo,
Kra margi zalim zma hagha juda bia.
Da namrada beltanah da lasa jaram,
Hes habar na shwe pa Haal bande zma bia.
Judai de zma zra tote tote kro,
Za cha wonaledm berta pa khanda bia.
Rasha rasha leg me zra ta raanezde kra,
Zaan me mar kro tapase nan pa jara bia.
Zma starge da zargi khaloona wayi,
Pa mehfal da Raqibano shom raswa bia.
No chata Sar jolay ke kegdam IMDAD KHIYALA,
Che me nam la Stargo och kri pa muska bia.