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1 Pathan se kisi ne pocha k Khan Saab Kuch log Pathano pe itne sms q banate hain? Khan Saab ne muskura kr kaha: Ye wo log hain jo Bachpan ka ghussa ab Utaar rahe hain.

hahahahahaha

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)