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What is Politics?
Bacha: Papa! Ye Siyasat kia hoti hai?
Baap: Samjho Mai Govt. hon, Tumhari Maa
Opposition, aur Hamari Nokrani Gharib Awaam,
Aur Tumhara Bhai Mustaqbil,”
Raat ko Bachay ne dekha: Chota Bhai ro raha tha,
Maa So rahi thi, or Baap Nokrani ko Chod raha tha.
Subah Bacha bola:”Papa mai samjh gia Siyasat kia hai”
Baap: Very Good Beta explain kro.
Bacha: Govt. Gharib Awam ko Chod rahi hai,
Opposition So rahi hai, Aur
Mustakbil Ro raha hai.
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8 AMAZING
FACT¤

1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete

2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve

3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn

4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy

5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota

6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy

7: Hathi ki dom k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki betry charg kar sakte hain

8:Ye sub points ghalat hyn
hamary ghr light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha
Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya.!

Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab Kholi to Ehsas howa

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“kitaben khol k jo neend ati hy

…………wo mummy ki lori se b nhi ati”..:P

Solid Bezzati
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Boy to Slim Girl:
Apni Body to Dekho Jese Haddiya hi Haddiya ho..

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Girl: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rahi Hu ke
Mere Paas Kutta Kyu khada hain.

Mayawati Laloo ke ghar elephant ke sath aayi

Laloo – Bhaiswaa ke sath aaye ho??
Mayawati – Dikhta nahi elephantwa hai ..

Laloo – Dhatt pagli, hum elephantwa se puch raha hoon

Principle:
Late Q Huey ?

Boy:
Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi

Principle :
Bus Me Nahi Aa
Skty Thay ?

Boy:
Main Ne Kaha Th Sir
Par Aap Ki Beti K Nakhre Khtm
Hon Tab Na …

Larkiyon Ki 5 Baaten Kabhi Samajh men Nahi Aaten..

1) Tum Na
Bohat Woh Ho
(Pata Nahi Woh se Kya Murad Hai Banda To Soch men Par JaieGa Na face-smile.png

2) Mujhe Tum se Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi
(Yeh itni jaldi Ummeed kyun lagati Hain face-smile.png

3) Tum Pehlay Jesay Nahi Rahe
(To Phir shuru men kyn kaha tha K Main Tumhen badal Dungi face-smile.png

4) Sach Batana
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon?
(Yar Sach Bol do to sab kuch khatam face-smile.png

5) Main Bohat Buri Hoon Na
(Aub Haan Bol Do To Gai Bhens Pani men :- )

Boy on date in restaurant: Jaan tumse ek baat kehna chaahta hu,

Gf: Kya?,

Bf: I m already having a gf …