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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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Teacher:
Tumhry abu kya kaam krte hain?
Bacha:
PSW k malik hain
Tchr: Nice.Acha ye PSW ka kia mtlab hy?
Bacha:
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Pola Samoseyan Wala
Tchr: dor fete mo,

3 admi airport pr apni beevion ka intezar kr rhay thay punjabi wo dekho hmari shehzadi a rhi hy sindhi wo dekho hmari nawabzadi a rhi hy pathan josh me hmari b haramzadi a rhi hy

Air Hostes ke breast pr baij laga howa tha jis pe likha howa tha kiran.
pathan ne dekh kar kaha ke khoubsorat naam hai ,dosre ka nahin rakha.

Apni maa say pitne kay bad bacha apne baap say: papa app nay kala ilam sekha hua hai kia?
Baap:Nai beta.
Bacha:Phir esi zalim bala kesay pakri

Ek din ek ladke ko uska teacher
kehta hai..
Kal 3 fruits ke name learn karke
lane hai
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Ladka uncle se- 3 fruit Name
Batao..
uncle -Tere Bakwass ke liye mere
pass time nahi hai..
Ladka Likh leta hai..
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Ladka Brother se 2 fruit Name
Batao
bro – GirlFriend Ka Phone AA Raha
Hai Jaladi Dhafa Ho Yaha Se. Ladka
- Likh leta hai.
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Ladka- Chota Ladka se -1 FRUIT KA
NAME Bata
chota ladka – Tu ek pagal hai. .
Ladka LIKH LETA HAI ..
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AGLE dIN tEACHER YAAD kARKE
aaya?
Ladka- Yes Sir
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Teacher-Suna
Ladka-Tere Bakwass ke liye mere
pass time nahi hai.
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Teacher-Time nahi hai ? chal
PRINCIPAL ke paas
Ladka-Girl Friend Ka Phone AA
Raha Hai Jaladi Dhafa Ho Yaha Se
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Teacher Tune Mujhe Samaj Kya
Rakha Hai
student – tu ek pagal hai!!

‎1 bacha mummy se Buri tarah
pitne k baad papa se:”Aap kabhi
NARAK gaye ho.. ??
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Papa:”Nai beta..
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Boy:”fir itni khofnaak cheez laye
kahan se.. ?? :p :/ :O

Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
ek saal bad pathan ka baap america sa wapis aya,
Us na poucha teri maa kahan ha,
Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi, Pathan bola,
. . . . . . . . . Mein ne socha surprise don ga.?