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What is Politics?
Bacha: Papa! Ye Siyasat kia hoti hai?
Baap: Samjho Mai Govt. hon, Tumhari Maa
Opposition, aur Hamari Nokrani Gharib Awaam,
Aur Tumhara Bhai Mustaqbil,”
Raat ko Bachay ne dekha: Chota Bhai ro raha tha,
Maa So rahi thi, or Baap Nokrani ko Chod raha tha.
Subah Bacha bola:”Papa mai samjh gia Siyasat kia hai”
Baap: Very Good Beta explain kro.
Bacha: Govt. Gharib Awam ko Chod rahi hai,
Opposition So rahi hai, Aur
Mustakbil Ro raha hai.
(Presented by: Khiyal 0334-9136162)

Chahat mein mout se drta kon ha …!!!
chahat ho jati ha karta kon ha….!!!
un jaisy doston pe dunia qurbaan …
aur wo kehty hain hm pe marta kon ha…!!!

Bacha: Papa! Ye Siyasat kia hoti hai?
Baap: Samjho Mai Govt. hon, Tumhari Maa
Opposition, aur Hamari Nokrani Gharib Awaam,
Aur Tumhara Bhai Mustaqbil,”
Raat ko Bachay ne dekha: Chota Bhai ro raha tha,
Maa So rahi thi, or Baap Nokrani ko Chod raha tha.
Subah Bacha bola:”Papa mai samjh gia Siyasat kia hai”
Baap: Very Good Beta explain kro.
Bacha: Govt. Gharib Awam ko Chod rahi hai,
Opposition So rahi hai, Aur
Mustakbil Ro raha hai.
(Presented by: Khiyal 0334-9136162)

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1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete

2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve

3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn

4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy

5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota

6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy

7: Hathi ki dom k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki betry charg kar sakte hain

8:Ye sub points ghalat hyn
hamary ghr light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha
Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya.!

Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad, Kitab Kholi to Ehsas howa

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“kitaben khol k jo neend ati hy

…………wo mummy ki lori se b nhi ati”..:P

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Boy to Slim Girl:
Apni Body to Dekho Jese Haddiya hi Haddiya ho..

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Girl: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rahi Hu ke
Mere Paas Kutta Kyu khada hain.