Lakri Bill

Larki saath ho to Hotel Bill

Larki door ho to Mobile Bill

Larki khush ho to Shopping Bill

Larki naraz ho to Gifts Bill

Is liye jaani,

Na lagao Dil
Na ayega Bill

Life is Achi
Without any Bachi

No Love
No Tension

No Wife
Happy & Easy Life

A public service msg from Guzara Group…*

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Mere Pass Waqt nahi hey, good morning sms

Mere Paas Waqt Nahi Hai
“Un Logo Se Nafrat Krne Ka Jo Mujhse Nafrat Krte Hai”
Q k,
Main Masroof Hun Un Logo Me “Jo Mujh se mohabbat Krty Hain”
GOOD MORNING

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Sweet People Good Morning sms

“MORNING”
is a Good time to
“meet”
all the sweet  sweet people in your
“Life”
so open ur eyes well with your
“SWEET SMILE”
ASSALAMU-ALAKUM,
“Sußha Bkhair”

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Hadees nabvi (S.A.W.W) hai

Hadees nabvi
(S.A.W.W) hai

“ke tum jab paani par se guzro
(ya pull se ) .
To kasrat se
Soora-y-kosar ka wird kiya kro,

Tumhari nazar  jitney pani pe parey gi ,

Us pani ke ek ek qatrey ke badley ek ek neki likh di jati hei.”
Achi bat ko phelana
Sadqa-e -jaria he..

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Altaf bhai sms jokes for sms

Girl : Main us admi sy shadi karungi, jab woh Roye tou Mujhay hansi aa jaye.
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Boy : Kamini hamaray ALTAF bhai per nazar hai teri,
Chalak Aurat
;->

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Papa 5+5 Kiny Hondy Ny

Son 2 Sardar: Papa 5+5 Kiny Hondy Ny? Sardar, Ulloo De Patthy
Khoty De Puttar idiot
Nalaik
Teno A V Nai Pata

Ja dafa ho Andron Calculator Ly k a ?

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it,s my style

Its my style.

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Rain of summer

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God succeed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

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